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[Shark Meat]

HA

hilarious

[SSS: Episode Three]

fo shizzle my frizzle

man...that movie was good.

[A Night In Columbus]

shiznizlelits

jesus....that was awesome.

JonahTSucksFatBalls responds:

I'll pass along the message.

[SSS: Episode Two]

Well screw me up the spinal cord...

S.S.S. is the best series I've seen in a while. I watched it seventy-two times and counting. My life depends on the completion of Bigfoot's journey. No...Seriously...I hooked it up to my life support and rigged it to where if the next episode doesn't come out in the next year, it shuts off.

[O&A Advertisement #1]

so...wtf...you kicked a mother frikin' dog...

I don't see won't so god dang hilarious. I mean...mabye if the animation was good and it lasted more than 6 seconds but crap...it looks to me like you just imported some video clip and traced over a sufficient amount of frames of it. And that's the kinda crap that gets review crew pick...man...pathetic. I don't get these people. You know what....you deserve it. If you can brainwash all these losers into thinking that kicking a dog is that funny....than you earned it.

[SSS: And So It Begins...]

potential to be a one of the best new flash series

SSS's animation is smooth and to the point. It's script is comically rendered with great wit and hilarity. I congragulate the animator on a very succesful attempt at montage and I'm hands down to the whoever did the sound.... beautiful.

[My GOD, Robots! episode 2]

Nice but in dire need of sound effects....

The sound quality was kinda crummy and there were alot of akward pauses where sound effects would have really helped out. Like when he shot the little girl with his robotic kidney. It just got really quiet and made the whole idea less funny. Install sound effects. If you can't find any, just make them with your voice. Better than none.

[Cloudstarter ep. 1]

Why did I watch this again?

Although it sucked balls, Sager, your movie sill cracks me up; then again, it still sucked balls. But, you know. As I always say...

As life was meant to be lived,
Balls were meant to be sucked.

Sagerman responds:

Although you suck balls, Jacob, your face still cracks me up; then again, you still suck balls. But, you know, As I always say...

As you were meant to live,
Balls were meant to live above you.

[FRG VI (Season 2)]

crap

i'm sorry dude. That was the worst. There were no origanal ideas. I've seen it all before. None of it was even remotley funny.

frontrow responds:

look who's talking, at least my name doesnt rip off dave chappelle, he is funny...not you.

[SWF Fate]

its been done many times before

I'm tired of seeing the same ideas used over and over again. Sit down and think of something new.